Privacy Policy

Who we are

You’re on our website, so that one is pretty obvious.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

To keep it simple, nothing. Well technically your email address when you place an order, so you might get an email every few months to let you know we have new products. Otherwise we aren’t using cookies to track anything, nor do we give or sell your data to anyone else. Not that we would anyway, but that’s fancy smart people stuff that we have no idea about.