Men's shirts

Texas as fuck shirts. For Texas as fuck men.

  • $22.50$24.30

    Part of our TXASFK city collection. Wear it to Sea World please. WARNING!! Be prepared to be asked where you got this shirt every time you go out. NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • Tri-blend construction…

  • $22.50$24.30

    Part of our TXASFK city collection. Keep it weird. WARNING!! Be prepared to be asked where you got this shirt every time you go out. NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed…

  • $22.50$24.30

    Part of our TXASFK city collection. Big D. WARNING!! Be prepared to be asked where you got this shirt every time you go out. NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun…

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    After moving to Texas, Crockett is said to have written his daughter “I would rather be in my present situation than to be elected to a seat in Congress for life.” Was he talking about Texas? Yes. Was he wearing this shirt? Maybe. It makes sense if he was. WARNING!!…

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    Texas and the USA go together like a badass state and a badass country. It’s the peanut butter and jelly of territories. Celebrate our country and show off your TX AS FK spirit with this special 4th of July print! WARNING!! Be prepared to be asked where you got this…

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    In 1831, Mexico loaned a cannon to a small colony. In 1835 they asked to have it back. The colony said sure, no problem. Just kidding, they made a flag with that cannon on it that said “Come and Take It.” The Mexican army didn’t think that was funny, and…

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    Once a Texan, always a Texan. Doesn’t matter if you move to the Netherlands or somehow set up shop on the moon. You’re not kinda Dutch, you’re 100% Texan. You’re not a Moon Man, well yeah you are, but you’re a Texan Moon Man. And that is absolutely the baddest…

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    In the heart of Travis County stands a building. Maybe you’ve heard of it, it’s called the capital. Atop the capital is a statue of the Goddess of Liberty holding a star. A lone star. Her presence makes the capital taller than the US capital building by 15 feet. That’s…

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    Need to fight off some ninja invaders? Welllll here you go. And you know what? FK ninjas. I said it. NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) •…

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    This shirt came from the future to tell you to FK’n buy it. NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun…

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    That’s it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the FK are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)…

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    The perfect shirt for breaking the Mario Brothers speed run record. NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1%…

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    TEXXXXXXXXAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. FK YEAH! NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon • Pre-shrunk fabric

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    We are not responsible for anyone who tries to duct tape this to their car. NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed…

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    Did you know that the Texas and French flag have the same colors? Did you also know that France is not in Texas, so no one cares? NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 100% combed and…

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    Texas born. Texas bred. Texas worn. Texas Shred. Texas corn. Texas Fred? This is the dumbest description on our site. NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) •…

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    Telling every other state we’re better than you since 1845. (Probably way before that too) NOTE: This shirt is shipped from a different U.S. supplier and could arrive separately and/or later than other items. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed…

  • $22.50

    This is not the same as our normal Crockett!!! We wanted to try a vintage style print for our Crockett T. The faded ink style makes the overall print darker and more subtle. This limited print may or may not be your thing, but if you want something a little…

  • $20.00$22.50

    Much like the father of Texas Stephen F Austin, this is the design that started it all. Big, bold, and TX AS FK. WARNING!! Be prepared to be asked where you got this shirt every time you go out. They feel nice, no scratchy nonsense. 50% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 25%…