Once a Texan, always a Texan. Doesn’t matter if you move to the Netherlands or somehow set up shop on the moon. You’re not kinda Dutch, you’re 100% Texan. You’re not a Moon Man, well yeah you are, but you’re a Texan Moon Man. And that is absolutely the baddest ass kind of Moon Man you can be.
WARNING!! Be prepared to be asked where you got this shirt every time you go out.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• Pre-shrunk fabric